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Are you guys HORRIFIED for this HALLOWEEN NIGHT FRIGHT? For this GHASTLY holiday special I’m going to feature a few DREADFUL video games that will have you BEWITCHED with FEAR.

• 6. Half-Life 2

It’s bottom of the list because only such a small segment of the game is actually something to make you close your eyes or look away at how dreadful the environment is. Ravenholm is the most squeamish experience I have had in a video game.

• 5. Warcraft 2

What is more SINISTER than giant monsters and otherworldly beings? Ever been told you have a goblin under your bed, or seen the movie Children of the Corn? Yea, if those things scare your pants off, WoW sure will. With a similar art style to some of the spookiest movies known to man, and dreadful gameplay, you can’t go wrong with being spooked here.

• 4. F.E.A.R. 2

SCARY is the name of this game! If you don’t trust the title, and install this game anyway, F.E.A.R. will envelope you and you will urinate your seating cushion from the suspense and surprises this game has in store. F.E.A.R. is an FPS, which means First Person Scary. You can not expect this game to be nothing other than pure FRIGHT.

• 3. Red Alert 2

Russian communists stealing your ore and minerals? Jet planes zooming over your base and terrorizing your militia? Rabid dogs trained to eat the soul of your First Rank Private Corporal? This game is filled to the brim with unsuspecting TERROR.

• 2. System Shock 2

The world’s most SCARY video game, according to many popular blogs and magazines. However, it only comes in number two for this slot. The game is filled with eventful twists; the plot is almost as unexpected as the HYBRID ZOMBIE MONSTERS that you encounter throughout the game. Definitely a pick-up if you don’t plan on sleeping, EVER AGAIN.

• 1. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

A lot of people may disagree with me here, but they haven’t made their own roller coasters or halloween theme parks. This game is the top when it comes to creativity, and if you have a truly SINISTER SOUL then you can create the most horrifying piece of art/entertainment in a park. Go download some custom maps and you have hours of management (along with being scared out of your mind).