VALVeLAND – Part 1

Posted on 05/22/2010 by stratofarius

It is I, Stratofarius, fresh from the KritzKast loving party. Yes, we have one. No, I’m not telling where it is. We don’t want our chips stash to suddenly end just because I told my readers where the party is. So let’s get started, right? After I sent an e-mail to the KritzKast cast about [...]

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Human AI

Posted on 03/13/2010 by stratofarius

“I don’t like the word human. It’s not the right word to describe what I am. I am better than a human.” She spun her finger on the air, grinning: “No, I have been upgraded. I have everything a human being wants to have. Beauty. Intelligence. Power… I am, possibly, an angel. Yes, an angel, [...]

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A Hat

Posted on 02/09/2010 by stratofarius

Demoman stayed there. Staring at it. “Yo Demo, wha-” Scout approached him, holding a BONK can, but was quickly interrupted by Demoman who “shhh-ed” him. “Quiet now, lad!” he said, turning his face to the thing “Can ya see the bloody thing?” “What the…” Scout looked hard. The shape started to form. Then it became [...]

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Team Fortress 2: The Ride (Part 3)

Posted on 12/28/2009 by stratofarius

Today I present to you the last part of the Team Fortress 2: The Ride series. Official Description: You open your map and you see a totally new ride. The big BLU and RED facade screams “look at me”. You decide to look at the description: “Come join the fun, maggot! In this new attraction [...]

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Team Fortress 2: The Ride (Part 2)

Posted on 12/24/2009 by stratofarius

Since lots of people liked the TF2 ride concept, I decided to share the other ideas for the ride here. Let’s begin: Facade and Entrance: Its the entrance of the ride, and we want to show the guests that you have 2 versions of the ride. As an example, I am using this image of [...]

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Team Fortress 2: The Ride

Posted on 12/22/2009 by stratofarius

Yesterday, I had an idea for a theme park ride based on Team Fortress 2. It would go something like this: Basic Concept: You are a new recruit from the TF Industries. Go into the RED or BLU side and shoot as many targets as you can. The team who gets more points, win the [...]

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Whoever wins, Engi loses.

Posted on 12/16/2009 by stratofarius

You all saw it coming, right? When I saw the Direct Hit update, I almost screamed to myself: “There goes playing Engineer”. Why? Let me explain what will happen to the poor engi’s when this update is online: 1. It will be impossible to build a sentry without a Demoman destroying it or a Soldier [...]

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It’s the bloody war.

Posted on 12/13/2009 by stratofarius

Scout was bored. Really bored. He was doing the same thing for the last 3 hours. And he really didn’t liked doing the same thing for 3 hours. The base was quiet, anyway. Really quiet. It was all because last day’s fight. Scout remembered it well. It happened around… 9AM. “WHAT?!” Demoman’s scream echoed through [...]

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